Saturday, December 26, 2015

Derelict Pentecostal Preachers

Derelict Pentecostal Preachers

Those of you who know me, know that I love a good laugh.  I am the last person to judge harshly anyone, because I know that the more mistakes we make the higher the probability of us getting the right answer.

However, this subject is so hilarious, that I have to both laugh and make fun of these clowns.  So, what is this all about?  Well, read on.

There is this equation that we Ex-Pentecostals bring up all the time:

The Self-Righteousness of a Pentecostal preacher is directly proportional to the number of skeletons he has in his closet.

I am laughing out loud as I write this.  I know of at least ten pentecostal preachers who are with their second or third wife, and are raising kids from their present wife - another man’s kids.  So, they are raising another man’s kids and spreading another man’s sperm for the next generation.  How much of a chump!  And, to make things even more hilarious, their present wives are refusing to have children for them!  So even their wives see them as chumps who are not even worth breeding with - they see them as a paycheck only with the occasional resentful act of sex perhaps once per month or every two months. What a bunch of chumps!  

How can a so-called “Man” have any authority as a Man when he is his wife’s number 3 (only counting marriages!) and she does not even breed with him???!!!  My friends, these are the so-called leaders of Pentecostal churches.  These are the pathetic derelicts who are “leaders” of these organizations.  

I just spilled my coffee writing this stuff!  I mean, you cannot make this stuff up, it is so hilarious and pathetic!

So, what are you to do when another self-righteous Pentecostal preacher talks about holiness and not smoking, drinking, etc, and other minor vices?  Well, see if they broke the Ten Commandments of “Thou shalt not commit adultery!”  Remember smoking, drinking, and cursing are not violations of the Ten Commandments!  


So, you screwed up in the past right?  A few divorces, a few kids scattered about the country - we all get it.  No problem!  But, you cannot be a Holy Man.  Period.  So shut your trap and find another line of business, but you are not a preacher and you never were one, and stop pretending - NOW!  Or else…a power that is ten times as strong as you will arise from the ashes and unleash the Furies of Hell upon your head.

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